Misguided Spirits Vodka Howe & Hummel’s Crooked 750ml

Name: Misguided Spirits Vodka Howe & Hummel's Crooked 750ml
Brand: Misguided Spirits
SKU: 927985
Price: 16.94 USD
Availability: InStock

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SKU 927985

$16.94/bottle

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Enticing as the untethered promises of a Snake Oil Salesman, yet as smooth and refined as unreformed conmen. Crooked Vodka is as morally bankrupt as the world’s most premium vodka brands at half the price.

Our crystal-clear vodka is 6x distilled, smooth to the tongue with a slight sweetness and a hint of cracked pepper with a light and clean finish that will compliment any cocktail.

Inspired by the infamous crooks of the NYC law firm, Howe and Hummel. They were lawyers who defended criminals and they were criminals who practiced law. They happily gave a voice to thieves and prostitutes in exchange for the secrets of those in power to extort as they saw fit. Best summed up as a less moral much more misguided version of Robin Hood.

Country: United States
Region: California

Size: 750ml
Alcohol by Vol: 40.0%

SKU: 927985

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Misguided Spirits

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Country

United States

Of all the New World wine countries, perhaps the one which has demonstrated the most flair for producing high quality wines - using a combination of traditional and forward-thinking contemporary methods - has been the United States of America. For the past couple of centuries, the United States has set about transforming much of its suitable land into vast vineyards, capable of supporting a wide variety of world-class grape varietals which thrive on both the Atlantic and the Pacific coastlines. Of course, we immediately think of sun-drenched California in regards to American wines, with its enormous vineyards responsible for the New World's finest examples of Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot based wines, but many other states have taken to viticulture in a big way, with impressive results. Oregon, Washington State and New York have all developed sophisticated and technologically advanced wine cultures of their own, and the output of U.S wineries is increasing each year as more and more people are converted to their produce.

Region

California

California as a wine producing region has grown in size and importance considerably over the past couple of centuries, and today is the proud producer of more than ninety percent of the United States' wines. Indeed, if California was a country, it would be the fourth largest producer of wine in the world, with a vast range of vineyards covering almost half a million acres. The secret to California's success as a wine region has a lot to do with the high quality of its soils, and the fact that it has an extensive Pacific coastline which perfectly tempers the blazing sunshine it experiences all year round. The winds coming off the ocean cool the vines, and the natural valleys and mountainsides which make up most of the state's wine regions make for ideal areas in which to cultivate a variety of high quality grapes.

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